Note to Self

Do not walk under Block 95 and Block 99A, especially in high winds and rainstorms.

Cashew Heights is Not a Golf Course

I just saw someone practising his golf swing by the pool.

What an idiot - doesn't he know he could hit and hurt people with his golf ball?

This person is not the only idiot golfer in Cashew Heights.

I once saw another stupid man showing off his limited golf skills on the grass verge behind some parked cars near the side gate.

If ever you get your car windows smashed, you know who to blame.

Annual General Meeting

To those who asked - I do not wish to comment on the AGM.

Thank you for reading.

Do visit again!

AGM

MC meetings are such fun!

Members of the Cashew Heights Management Council have a great sense of humour.

They tell such wonderful jokes at their monthly meetings!

ROFLMAO!!!!

KEEP POLITICS OUT

The Management Council of Cashew Heights has decided that residents of the condo need lessons in who to vote for in the coming general election.

It wants to "increase the political awareness of all Singaporean residents" and ensure that they "better understand the party they wish to cast their votes for".

The Council members seem to think their aim can be achieved by allowing political parties to stuff residents' letter boxes with "party paraphernalia".

I look forward to the day when my letter box is filled to the brim with those pamphlets that are deemed so essential to my political well-being.

I will be taking them all to the management office so that Council members can explain to me in detail what the leaflets are about and why I should read them.

Thank you Council members for so kindly looking out for my political education.


P S: Dear fellow residents - if you think Council members have the right to decide what goes into your letter box, please write to thank them. If you think they don't, please write to tell them to keep politics out of your letter box.

Fly the Flag

National Day is still several months away.

Yet some eager Cashew residents are already flying the flag.

They're a bit fuzzy about the national colours though.

Come to think of it, the stars and crescent moon are missing too.